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Body Demotivational Poster


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




IF NOBODY SEES YOU EAT IT - Does it have any calories ?


TAGS: nobody sees eat have calories
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - June 28, 2012, 8:48 am
Wow, You Could Eat That All Week.
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:24 am
Its a little old... 5till ... I like the 5 layers... or is it more?...


I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD - Or at least a fat and happy Buddha ...




LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




MAN -




THE PERFECT CONSEQUENCE -


TAGS: putting happiness in the body
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
Thanks RL.. You're churning out some pretty impressive ones yourself... I do say old chap!
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:44 am

dear baked...they just keep getting better and better dude.


NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...


TAGS: nobody listens until i fart
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.


ANY PATH THROUGH LIFE YOU CHOOSE - will end at your dead decaying body




BODYBUILDING - A steroid-free sport


TAGS: bodybuilding women strong
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by amac

IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 2:33 am
A sport, huh? So is this a winner or a loser? 'Cause either way it made me frow up in my mouf.


TANNING GEL -


TAGS: wtf tan muscle bodybuilder
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

twill1962 - August 31, 2012, 12:17 am
WTF is up with that face? Does he have something shoved up his a$$?
alienmazic - December 20, 2009, 1:41 am
Hes not human...
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 8:53 am
And the guy on the right ain't no prize either!
TigerKid - April 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
it scares me o_o;;
gammel - April 12, 2009, 7:48 pm
I bet he scares the **** out of children with this grin oO


I GET HIGH - with a little help from my friends


TAGS: do you need anybody
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
very nice. 5L


YO HO YO HO -




LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by steph1

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd b@se. That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...


TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
Me gusta. 5L


INSIGNIFICANT -




HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


MR. UNIVERSE -


TAGS: bodybuilder bodybuilding muscle
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

steve1961 - November 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Walnuts? Try filberts...
MissPriss - November 29, 2012, 4:44 pm
"Filled" condom, ok not with walnuts, buffed body, both look good to a woman... bahaha. Thanks for the afternoon lol.
GaryO - November 29, 2012, 3:50 pm
Good stuff...I LOL'd


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LEE

Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!


TRUTH -


TAGS: everybody lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by mariand

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
Scarface...Good Times


IT'S "GLANDULAR" - Larry's at that awkward stage between 'morbidly obese' and 'Ma! Bring me the bed pan!'


TAGS: body by nintendo
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:22 am
nintendo gangsta?
Reality Lord - April 9, 2011, 4:11 pm

lolz


A GIRL - phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home




HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


STRANGE PROOF - That there is somebody out there for everyone ...




DON'T TELL ME - Pod People don't exist!!


TAGS: invasion body snatchers potato pod people
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
OMG! China is successfully creating clones from potatoes!
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Wow! Lotta help here!! Lotta...
lololol - July 14, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's probibaly chinese, it's polluted alot so alot of people form there look old because there pores cant breath... when this young girl grows up she's going to envy the japanese girls... ***y and kawaii!!!!!


BIDING TIME -


TAGS: creepy funny body stink dead
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

spypengen - April 17, 2012, 11:08 pm
you never bury a body you burn it 5L anyway
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:26 pm

creepier than old aunt bob...i bow down.


FOOTPRINTS - Sometimes they lead to a very dry corpse.




MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
f***er....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an s*d
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


SOCCER -


TAGS: not everybody s favorite sport wytch
Rating: 4/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
But I'm not playing soccer, I'm playing fútbol.


DEAR PINOCCHIO -




Tattoos -




BETTER YET! -


TAGS: tsa bodysearch commando kilt
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by sickartist

fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well


Youthfully Challenged -


TAGS: old body sounds bones crispy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 10:00 am
If your missus tries to put you in an empty Rice Krispies box...then I'd have to say you're pretty much done. Snap! (crackle and pop).
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 8:01 am
I'd never looked at it that way...
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:56 am
Not sure, do I say you're welcome or I'm sorry?
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 8:53 pm
Thank you Missy (snap)


LONLINESS -


TAGS: always someone for everybody alone
Rating: 4.68/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 10:35 am
I Lived In THe Far North All My Live And Was Never Lonely Until I Had To Live In The City.


THIS IS THE TIME WHEN - "Honey, where have you been?" seems like the last question to ask




Perspective -


TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


EMASCULATION -


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L


LEADERSHIP -


TAGS: lead path dispose body rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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spacedog - November 24, 2010, 7:41 pm
Very nice.


BODY BUILDING CUNUNDRUM - So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen


TAGS: body building cunundrum steroids
Rating: 4.53/5

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Azzameen85 - September 6, 2011, 2:08 pm
I'd hit it... No matter what she's packing...
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:33 am
I have corrected the misspelling and resubmitted...
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:21 am

sorry budog...previous comment was for alixian not you.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:20 am

you better get it right....it will beat the snot out of you if you don't
Budog - September 5, 2011, 4:47 am
Verdeckt, I will correct and resubmit tomorrow. Too tired now, almost 3:00 a.m. time to call it a night. Thanks for pointing that out...
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 4:09 am
I recommend a shovel, don't worry it looks like someone already has.
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 2:50 am
Don't know but I'd still *** it
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 1:23 am
*conundrum


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: comma deleted happy know conceited dogsbody
Rating: 3.33/5

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stormXIII - August 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
he he, a misunderstood poster I think (at least I'm not the only one living it)


WHAT WORKOUT DO YOU NEED? -




ANSWER: - Nobody!!




BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


Body was Dumped -


TAGS: murdered jogging trail dumped body
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 4:58 pm
5'd and faved
GaryO - January 6, 2014, 8:50 am
Good'n here, Ism.
Reality Lord - January 5, 2014, 9:32 pm

huge lolz...loved it
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:17 pm
OMG! You too huh? New Year resolutions my a**!


Thats When I Realized -


TAGS: alone nobody cares too ***y
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:57 pm
ROTFL!!!! There's some FLUFs (fat little ugly fucbers) around here who think the answer is always 'yes' when they approach. They haven't figured out that FLUFs can still get the h** chicks by being funny or nice and fun to be around. Silly boys! 5L


MY NAME IS NOBODY -


TAGS: nobody
Rating: 4.85/5

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ALTOGETHER ALONE -




THE ADAMS FAMILY -




WINTER SALES -


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


FINE DINING - Even in ancient times they took it too far




ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?


TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


POLITIFAKES - I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!




DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.


TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


EPIPHANY -


TAGS: trapped in a womands body your mom
Rating: 4.79/5

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Peso - February 2, 2011, 6:42 am
Awesome 5Ls
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:01 pm
Very nice RL.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:13 pm

whoa....i am humbled.
Airman - February 1, 2011, 6:55 pm
I second that
rerun - February 1, 2011, 6:43 pm

fantastic.


POSING -


TAGS: be somebody else day
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 8:37 am
Beautiful. 5L


LOOK HERE SON... - We don't know what ol' Captain 8-Pack over yonder told you, and we don't know too much about the Google Maps or whatever you call it, but um, *chuckles* THIS is Sparta.


TAGS: in the heat of the night i can t believe i haven t seen anybody else do this yet
Rating: 3.81/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
Amsome!
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:09 am
I know, right? And I looked hard too b/c I sure as hell don't wanna get accused for stealing a good idea. Oh well... I'm unofficially calling this mine until further notice.
sickartist - December 5, 2009, 9:35 am
I can't believe no one came up with it yet either. 5L!


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: uhhmm sombody call maintenance
Rating: 3.43/5

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Sean - March 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
Thanks, Deltabob. You're too kind. Bye.
Sean - March 28, 2009, 12:14 am
Thanks, CB. Bye.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
This poster is rated too low


THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.




BEFORE I BECAME FAMOUS . . . - . . . i looked just like you.




THE MOON - great. we'll hide the body there




MERRIMENT -




BODY BUILDING -


TAGS: body building extreme steroids
Rating: 2.8/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 4:17 pm
all natural and hard work!


WHAT!? -


TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
they're*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm

they need Guiness for that


Just relax -


TAGS: unwind walk woods relax tension dragging body irrelevant
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 9:49 pm
...you have no idea how appropriate this is to my state of mind at the mo...5'd and faved.
Sho - August 3, 2014, 3:38 pm
Beautiful. 5/F
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 1:16 pm
All the while simultaneously working your deltoids, abs and quadriceps... Great all round.
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 11:08 am
Love the saccharine morbidity, LA. So glad to see your work again. Thank you.


immaculate -


TAGS: body touch science
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 11, 2014, 1:23 am
Nope, this isn't one of her masterpieces. Not to my knowledge at least
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 1:08 am
Sho, Sarah Kay?


Don't you know? -


TAGS: well everybody knows
Rating: 5/5

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AirCop - August 7, 2014, 11:54 pm
* Papa uoo mao mao, Pa Papa uooma mao mao, Papa uoo mao mao. Pa Papa uooma mao mao. Da da dip Da da dip. Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa .
Sho - August 5, 2014, 8:34 pm
bird is the word. 5/F


Redemption -


TAGS: pobodys nerfect
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2014, 8:55 pm
Bingo
Airman - May 11, 2014, 3:08 pm
I love doing stuff with them.. and then handing them back. Well said H
Greeny - May 11, 2014, 12:17 pm
And a way to get it right - raising a grandkid. 5L


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: full body cast daredevil humor
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 2, 2013, 2:04 pm
Bran is not a group anything. Check out the bowls, cereal and toilet. They never mingle.
lgvernon - November 2, 2013, 1:33 pm

Bran is a food group, isn't it?
GaryO - November 2, 2013, 12:09 pm
My morning is now made. Best lol/kack for awhile…a long while (I inhaled my bran muffin). Legs Vernon knows painful funny. And now to remove atomized food boogers from the screen.


scizophrenia -


TAGS: soul body control
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2014, 10:13 pm
My eldest son is catatonic schizophrenic. Quite the trip to observe. Indeed.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:32 pm
With only 3 functioning brains cells left...mine are pretty quiet these days.


Foiled -


TAGS: spam sandwich wrap somebody reynolds
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 31, 2014, 10:29 pm
peggy inspired, don'tcha know
GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:15 pm
heh....'Reynolds....wrap'


Reminisce -




SAY CHEESE -


TAGS: justin bieber mug sh** lights on nobody home
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2014, 1:50 am
Friends of mine did to their dog; absolutely priceless, lol!
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 9:42 pm
On a serious note; ever get yer dog snockered? Hilarious
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 9:29 pm
Hey! Canines shouldn't be drinkin' :-D
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 2:45 am
Not if yer his celly…and, heh, he may never know what came over him. Win win. Man, cheap scotch tastes like cheap scotch.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:33 am
That's a bad thing if you're headed to prison - am I right? Haha! Ahem.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:32 am
Glad you and your friend liked it. :-D
GaryO - February 21, 2014, 9:55 pm
Dang he's purdy
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:55 pm
I read this to my friend in Toronto. We're both non-bielebers, so you got a good 5L laugh from us.


-




SEAN -




STANDING TALL -


TAGS: oh wait wrong era how about everybody was kung fu fightin
Rating: 4.73/5

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Airman - May 21, 2010, 2:40 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 2:28 pm
Love it!
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:39 pm
What ever happen to one is the loneliest number, eh. 5 Poodles


Awkward Moment -


TAGS: body men abs airports security
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:20 pm
Now you are making me wish I had put your avatar in place of his head.
GaryO - March 13, 2014, 8:23 pm
I hate it when that happens…only for me it’s when I belly up to the whipped cream dispenser at the smorgasbord.


LOSS -




ALL MY LIFE - I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific




Body Part Model -




CLEARLY DOUBTFUL - "If everybody's supposed to be wrong when they think they are right... Then does just thinking wrong make everyone right...."




CONSISTENT -


TAGS: sick tribute harley body hair barber pole
Rating: 4.31/5

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sickartist - June 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL My head is shaved so take your best guess.


MOOSE 1 -




NOTORIETY -


TAGS: everybody knoes rerun
Rating: 4.23/5

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rerun - June 18, 2010, 10:10 pm

Ron is a liar....well, maybe in comparson to him that is what I am packing...
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:09 pm
This is primo!


did you hear abo-- -


TAGS: celebrity gossip twilight nobody cares
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:39 am
American actors.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:04 pm
Who Are These People ?


Impressive -


TAGS: pose wrists elbows body parts
Rating: 4.17/5

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falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 9:09 am
I can invert my right elbow slightly. :3
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2013, 10:51 pm
I can do that....I just don't want to.
CloudchaserS - May 5, 2013, 10:17 pm
Admit it everyone, you tried to see if you could do it


NEVER MOTIVATE -




FINALLY GOT MY MIND TOGETHER - And now my body is totally falling apart ...




LOVE (IN MODERATION) -


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

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thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
*trembles*
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm

I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I'm tellin' ya Veggie...you need to see someone about the childhood and put it behind you.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
very nice!! excellent title. 5 TOC's
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
This is incredible... you can tell by the a**-whoopin' it's getting now!
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
Beautiful.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
Epic! 5L!


POOR ANDY -


TAGS: theyre still looking for pieces of the body
Rating: 3.93/5

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Dude 4515 - January 14, 2010, 4:54 pm
hey! if we start treating them equally, does that mean we can give them t**** twisters, slaps on the a** after a good play, and dress with them in the same room, like we do with other guys? they might be on to something here
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
Want to be treated fairly? Okay! We will treat you like we treat fellow guys. ***ual puns, racisism, and bashing! Now get back in those kitchens and start making sammiches! If we have to put the seat down, you have to make us food. Fair is fair.


TAN LINES - The body's way of saying ...you're done!




BODY LANGUAGE - The single place setting told me I wasn't getting any tonight




BITTER -




IF ONLY -




EVERYBODY BE COOL -




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